The Simple Life Hack for Getting Exactly What You Want

A couple of years ago I had a really great friend (euphemism for okayish ex-boyfriend) who taught me one of the most important life hacks I have ever encountered and still use till this day. This has seriously helped me deal with my anxiety tremendously and has proven helpful in job interviews, social gatherings, and … Continue reading The Simple Life Hack for Getting Exactly What You Want

I Sell Plastic Surgery for a Living and I am Not a Horrible Human

My job is to look at vaginas and breasts all day, every day, from 8 am to 4:30 pm. I work as a social media assistant for a digital marketing company, and our clients are exclusively plastic surgeons (I hashtag for a living). Not surprisingly, our targeted audience is mostly women, but sometimes we promote … Continue reading I Sell Plastic Surgery for a Living and I am Not a Horrible Human

Why I Stopped Calling Fitness “Life” (and why you might want to too)

A few years ago, if you would have asked me what fitness meant to me, I would have told you fitness was life. Simple as that; eat clean, train mean, and all that other bullshit Instagram feeds us. For almost two years, I survived on the cleanest diet I could eat, and it mostly included … Continue reading Why I Stopped Calling Fitness “Life” (and why you might want to too)