The Simple Life Hack for Getting Exactly What You Want

A couple of years ago I had a really great friend (euphemism for okayish ex-boyfriend) who taught me one of the most important life hacks I have ever encountered and still use till this day. This has seriously helped me deal with my anxiety tremendously and has proven helpful in job interviews, social gatherings, and … Continue reading The Simple Life Hack for Getting Exactly What You Want

I Sell Plastic Surgery for a Living and I am Not a Horrible Human

My job is to look at vaginas and breasts all day, every day, from 8 am to 4:30 pm. I work as a social media assistant for a digital marketing company, and our clients are exclusively plastic surgeons (I hashtag for a living). Not surprisingly, our targeted audience is mostly women, but sometimes we promote … Continue reading I Sell Plastic Surgery for a Living and I am Not a Horrible Human

The Cover Letter That Landed Me My Dream Job (the job that can turn into my dream job)

Hello Potential Future Employer, My name is Adriana Guzman and I ran across your posting for a social media assistant. I believe I would be an awesome fit for this position. If you are looking for someone reliable, social media savvy, and whose hair will make the office smell like a fruit salad, keep reading... … Continue reading The Cover Letter That Landed Me My Dream Job (the job that can turn into my dream job)